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laylee at 08:23pm on 06/12/2006 under paul gross
laylee at 08:23pm on 06/12/2006 under paul grossPaul Gross, marry me now!
What do you mean you're already married? Surely it's your duty to share your wit and humour and intelligence with all the women (and a portion of the men) of the world!
Why should you marry me (me, me, me!) you ask? Because after hearing you speak in the National Arts Centre (Centre National Des Arts) Celebrity Speakers Series pod cast, I am even more deeply and profoundly in love with you than I was before and I feel that it is your duty to assuage the feelings of your most sincerest fan bysubmitting to my wishes demonstrating your appreciation of my loyalty.
What, you think Martha might be a little upset about her husband gallivanting with other women (and a few men *cough*Callum*cough*). Well, you know, you're a national treasure and it's her duty as well to ensure that everyone who wants to has access to you.
You'll think it over?
Great! Just get back to me before the New Year, k?
What do you mean you're already married? Surely it's your duty to share your wit and humour and intelligence with all the women (and a portion of the men) of the world!
Why should you marry me (me, me, me!) you ask? Because after hearing you speak in the National Arts Centre (Centre National Des Arts) Celebrity Speakers Series pod cast, I am even more deeply and profoundly in love with you than I was before and I feel that it is your duty to assuage the feelings of your most sincerest fan by
What, you think Martha might be a little upset about her husband gallivanting with other women (and a few men *cough*Callum*cough*). Well, you know, you're a national treasure and it's her duty as well to ensure that everyone who wants to has access to you.
You'll think it over?
Great! Just get back to me before the New Year, k?
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