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laylee at 09:45pm on 10/11/2006 under callum keith rennie
laylee at 09:45pm on 10/11/2006 under callum keith rennieI've spent the better part of the day watching Callum Keith Rennie's Name of the Game interview, and ...
OMG!
*flails*
*flaps hands like an insane thing*
*flails some more*
Golf! How does he make golf sexy? Golf is not sexy. Golf is all silly pants and pastel polo shirts. Yet when Callum plays golf, in a jeans and a plaid shirt with buttons half undone and the tails hanging out, golf is suddenly sexy. Scorchingly sexy. Because Callum playing golf really is hotter than the hottest hot thing on the planet! Even his golf shoes are sexy, especally since it looks like he didn't stop to do up the laces. And my god, his backswing! Seriously powerful and scary. Plus the whole intense concentration expression he had going...
*flails even more*
Heee, Scotland! Haggis! Kilts!!!!!! Hands up who wants to see Callum in a kilt?????
He worked in a LIBRARY!!!!!!!!!! I think the librarian in me just died from the squee. Oh, Callum, you can come and shelve my books ANY time you like!
New bracelet; pinkie ring! Rolled up sleeves and chain smoking to keep the nerves at bay!
*huggles woobie boy*
I am so glad he's lost that slicked-back look from the due South extras. Also, the scattering of freckles across his nose and cheeks. Freckles!!!!!
LEGS!!!!! So long and lean. Not that the rest of him isn't long and lean, because he's in magnificent shape. No middle-aged spread for him, no sirree. And the way he swings his hips when he hits the ball. Bendy and lean AND wiggly!
Hand porn. Hand porn. Hand porn. Hand porn. Hand porn. Hand porn. Hand porn.
And again, hand porn!
Smiling and DIMPLE! *faints*
They have to be his paintings. Why else would they show them? And he's such a woobie, getting stage fright (duh!) and worrying that he's sacrificed too much of his personal life for his career. We love you, Callum. Any time you're feeling lonely and unloved just drop by here and I'm sure there's at least half a dozen fangirls who was just waiting to give you some warm fuzzies!
Oh, and BTW, could you kinda stop with taking all the creep roles while you're at it? We know you're good at it and it's time to move on, kthankx.
But the way you try to find the good in all the creepy characters that you play, and how you look to where they have come from and not just what they are... *is dazed by intellectual thoughtfulness*
More golf! Close up of balls and his intense little face. Swoosh! There goes that backswing again.
OMG, please come and visit Australia some day. We have some really great golf courses.
*looks hopeful*
*flops exhausted from all the squee
OMG!
*flails*
*flaps hands like an insane thing*
*flails some more*
Golf! How does he make golf sexy? Golf is not sexy. Golf is all silly pants and pastel polo shirts. Yet when Callum plays golf, in a jeans and a plaid shirt with buttons half undone and the tails hanging out, golf is suddenly sexy. Scorchingly sexy. Because Callum playing golf really is hotter than the hottest hot thing on the planet! Even his golf shoes are sexy, especally since it looks like he didn't stop to do up the laces. And my god, his backswing! Seriously powerful and scary. Plus the whole intense concentration expression he had going...
*flails even more*
Heee, Scotland! Haggis! Kilts!!!!!! Hands up who wants to see Callum in a kilt?????
He worked in a LIBRARY!!!!!!!!!! I think the librarian in me just died from the squee. Oh, Callum, you can come and shelve my books ANY time you like!
New bracelet; pinkie ring! Rolled up sleeves and chain smoking to keep the nerves at bay!
*huggles woobie boy*
I am so glad he's lost that slicked-back look from the due South extras. Also, the scattering of freckles across his nose and cheeks. Freckles!!!!!
LEGS!!!!! So long and lean. Not that the rest of him isn't long and lean, because he's in magnificent shape. No middle-aged spread for him, no sirree. And the way he swings his hips when he hits the ball. Bendy and lean AND wiggly!
Hand porn. Hand porn. Hand porn. Hand porn. Hand porn. Hand porn. Hand porn.
And again, hand porn!
Smiling and DIMPLE! *faints*
They have to be his paintings. Why else would they show them? And he's such a woobie, getting stage fright (duh!) and worrying that he's sacrificed too much of his personal life for his career. We love you, Callum. Any time you're feeling lonely and unloved just drop by here and I'm sure there's at least half a dozen fangirls who was just waiting to give you some warm fuzzies!
Oh, and BTW, could you kinda stop with taking all the creep roles while you're at it? We know you're good at it and it's time to move on, kthankx.
But the way you try to find the good in all the creepy characters that you play, and how you look to where they have come from and not just what they are... *is dazed by intellectual thoughtfulness*
More golf! Close up of balls and his intense little face. Swoosh! There goes that backswing again.
OMG, please come and visit Australia some day. We have some really great golf courses.
*looks hopeful*
*flops exhausted from all the squee
ditzy
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