Your weekend sounds busier than most people's weeks. Certainly mine, I'm planning on spending mine in bed. For one thing, I think I have a cold hovering and since I have an interview on Monday = Do Not Want.

My hair these days is more the case of occasionally I find a brown one and am surprised.

A cucumber is rather an ignominious thing to fall prey to. A butternut squash, now, that would be understandable.