They Say What They Say

I was going to say, choklit will never let you down - but everyone beat me to it. Let me tell you, though, once in a fit of madness I decided to forswear choklit and wean myself onto carob instead. You know that Friends episode where Monica's cooking with 'Mockolate' and Phoebe spits it out and cries "This is what evil tastes like!"? That's actually true. Carob is the Taste of Evil. Choklit forever, I say.