They Say What They Say

I never watch reality TV. Ever. 'Survivor', 'Big Brother', whatever - couldn't give a stuff. So imagine my horror when I became hooked on 'America's Next Top Model'.

(No, honestly. It's great. They get all these thin, pretty girls, with maybe half a dozen collective brain cells among them - and that's being generous - put them in a house together and let them bitch at one another for 12 weeks. Occasionally they take them out of the house and do horrible things to them. My favourite was when they put them into full costume and make up and then made them jump on a trampoline, still posing for the cameras.)

Everyone's allowed one failing, right?

I have two possible pairs of shoes for the wedding now. *Tears self away from eBay*