They Say What They Say

Stanley Holloway (I think) used to do a song called "My, my, you do look queer" - this was in olden days, when 'queer' didn't mean gay. Nor did 'gay', come to think of it - where he goes through an entire day with people telling him how bad he looks, and by the end of it he's about ready to lie down and be buried.

You could resurrect it. Only, clearly, not. They used to play it on the radio when I was little, I bet they wouldn't now!