They Say What They Say

It was in the 90s that summer I was in the Thornton Heath house without a fridge, and the only thing I could come up with to cool down - other than having the fan on all the time - was the cold blocks you put in cool boxes (the hot/cold gel pads you get for aches and pains work, too), left in the freezer overnight, then wrapped in a teatowel and stuffed down my top.

Which only works when you're at home. It's not a good look for the office!