They Say What They Say

Heh, I'm not usually the curtain-twitcher type, but a car pulled up, mum's dog started barking and someone who sounded suspiciously like my brother said 'Hey!' in response. He's due to arrive for the party any minute now so I thought it might have been him and had a peek out of the lounge room window to be sure. Instead, what I get is a clear view of the next door neighbour's front porch where her (possibly very drunk) boyfriend is swaying back and forth as he tries to maneuver the key into the lock.

Oh dear, been there, done that, still surprised I didn't just give up and go to sleep on the doormat.