They Say What They Say

OMG, this incredibly cute guy who looks exactly like Callum Keith Rennie just came into the Reading Room! He even had the British accent Callum would have had, had his parents not emigrated to Canada. He was looking for a book in our Schools Collection (a collection of very twee children's fiction along the lines of Tom Brown's School Days.) I was, of course, as helpful as possible, but unfortunately there was another copy available in the education library. And as I am duty bound to refer people to the more freely available collections to save ours from wear and tear, I did the noble thing and sent him toddling off to the other side of the campus. It was hard, though, and I tell you, my heart is still all a flutter.