What Kind of Day Has it Been?
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sn100 challenge #167: Sports Night Episode Titles
"I don't think I could ever be a lesbian," Dana says completely out of the blue. "I like penis too much."
Natalie looks away from the film she's editing, eyes wide. "Ok, random."
"I'm just saying."
"And I wish to God you wouldn't."
"Cock, dick, schlong, man-meat…"
"Dana!" Natalie suddenly feels like she's wandered into an episode of Sex and the City.
"Ok, sorry. But these things, they prey on my mind."
Natalie looks at her askance. "Metaphors for male genitalia prey on your mind?"
"Sometimes," Dana admits.
Natalie considers her for a moment. "No, you wouldn't make a very good lesbian."
Dana beams at her. "I thought so to!"
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"I don't think I could ever be a lesbian," Dana says completely out of the blue. "I like penis too much."
Natalie looks away from the film she's editing, eyes wide. "Ok, random."
"I'm just saying."
"And I wish to God you wouldn't."
"Cock, dick, schlong, man-meat…"
"Dana!" Natalie suddenly feels like she's wandered into an episode of Sex and the City.
"Ok, sorry. But these things, they prey on my mind."
Natalie looks at her askance. "Metaphors for male genitalia prey on your mind?"
"Sometimes," Dana admits.
Natalie considers her for a moment. "No, you wouldn't make a very good lesbian."
Dana beams at her. "I thought so to!"