They Say What They Say

Stolen from lordessrenegade, the Drabble-Matic really is the best fun ever!

The Careful Slap, Sports Night, Dan/Casey

Dan and Casey were celebrating a clumsy Valentine's Day together. Dan had cooked an eccentric dinner and they ate on the grass by candlelight.

"My darling," Casey said, stroking Dan's hair, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Dan. "It is but an idiosyncratic token of my broad love."

Dan opened the box. Inside was an unwieldy frying pan! He gazed at it fondly. Then he gazed at Casey fondly. "It's stoic," Dan said. "Come here and let me slap you."

Just then, a logical crone sprang out of hiding and cackled a burst of melodious song. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a calm voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Casey read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other dramatically as the crone cackled some more. Dan's eye began to tremble. Then Casey shrugged, pulled out a blueberry, and hit the crone on her hand. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Dan said and kissed Casey drunkenly. "This is a brave Valentine's Day!"

They resolute burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they slapped each other all night long.


The Miracle Of The Bunny, due South, Fraser/RayK

Benton hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a fish that glides through the gilded sea. He loathed it.

Every December, Benton would feel himself getting all sexy inside. He refused to put up a Christmas carrot, he snapped at anyone saucy enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Benton had to go to the mall to buy a forward turnip. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing shakily around and so much Christmas music blaring passively, he thought his ear would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a bold man collecting for charity. Benton never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the bold man dropped his bells and ran on a scooter. There was a gloomy bunny right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the bold man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Benton rushed out and ferociously pushed them both out of the way. There was a glowing bang and then everything went dark.

When Benton woke up, he was in a friendly room. There was a Christmas carrot in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Benton's eyes hurt. A lot.

The bold man came into the room. "I'm so pushy!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Ray. You saved me from the truck. But your eyes is broken."

Benton hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas carrot up and his eyes was broken, he felt quite cheerful, especially when he looked at Ray.

"Your eyes must hurt fondly," Ray said. "I think this will help." And he shoved Benton several times.

Now Benton felt very cheerful indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Ray. "I love you," he said, and kissed Ray artistically.

"I love you too," said Ray. Just then, the bunny ran into the room and nuzzled Benton's leg. "I brought him home with us," Ray said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Benton said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.

OMG, so much fun!